Purple Leaves Wanted to Rant Today

I am not in mood to write second part of driving today.

Having started what others would call an internship for a week, all i can say is that it was a tiring, boring job.

But nevermind, it doesn't matter.

The above title, maybe would be more aptly be written as "wanted to bitch" but that will give a wrong "impression".

nevermind....

all the below just some mindless gibbering.


the good thing bout my this blog is there is very little visitor, so i can bitch all day long and get away with it.

the bad thing is, many "friends" do knew of this blog and i have to refrain.

shit.

the good thing about this blog is even my gf seldom read it (and NEVER read my other blog).

the bad thing is, she do read it some times, so i cannot rant about her either.

the good thing about blogging is in Asia you can finally have a place to freely talk about sex.

the bad thing is, "friends" will ask if your sex life have any problem.

god dammit, do talking about sex means problems?


they say in uni there is no true friends.

yea right..

but wherever u go, there is no true friends either..

how true can one be?

talking behind back?

not dare to face each other?

just simply not liking it?

bullshit..


we all tried..

but to no success..

somehow, maybe its better..

if we give it a pass..


find our own way..

afterall the limit of the sky is not the milky way..

yes, i do miss the grand old days..

but who say they are here to stay?


we all find our way..

as though life's misery is also a mystery..

but no, there is no way..

except to stumble all the way..

and hope you don't get screwed up in a way..


run, Leaves, run..

but all i can do is just fall..

Falling Leaves Outside The Window..

actually that described how i felt all the time..

i am just a godfuckinginsignificant leaf that fell from the tree..

and all i gotta have is some wind to sweep me away..

some ants to eat m away..

decay..


sometime i felt like a dope..

or maybe a Pope..

without God, nor hope..

can u imagine such a Pope?


maybe i am no Pope..

for i am even without a hat to boot..

struggling to life..

maybe its better if i leave..



i dun give a fucking damn..

if all they wanted is to shit..

go to hell!!!!

afterall we all do in the end..


godamnfuckingasshole!!!!!!!!!

Guide to Driving in Malaysia - Part I - Highways

Driving in Malaysia is not for the faint-hearted.

Correction - merely using the road in Malaysia requires a strong heart. Anyone whose andreline might shot out of control are advised to stay off the roads in Malaysia.

Why?

Well, you can try the roads and you will know why.

So here, purple leave compiled a list of to-do's when driving in Malaysian roads, so as to help decrease the road death here, which in any case more than Iraqi war death in a day.

Highway

Highway, expressway, whatever you call it, in Malaysia, this is a fast-track-to-death-way.

In Malaysia, generally highway had a speed limit of 110 km/h, though some will have 90 km/h and 80 km/h, depending on the number of exits.

But then, the unspoken rule governing the highway remains the same;

1) Speed Lane

If, for whatever reason, you decided to drive within, or for that matter, at the speed limit, there is only one lane for you - the left most SLOW lane. Forget about middle lane or speed lane. You will get a middle finger since you are "obstructing the traffic".

The one called speed lane is the right most one, and basically only highly-modified local cars like the Wira and big-cc cars can drive here. They drive like, hmm, around double the speed limit.

2) Exiting

If you are slow (read - driving at the speed limit is slow), always maintain at the left most lane, so as to facilitate you moving out.

Likewise, the "fast car" will zoom in and cut your line like nobody's business so keep an eye out for your right hand side.

3) Spot Light

On the highway, spot light had many uses and you must know how to read them well.

You use it to tell the one in front of you that he is too slow. Flash, flash and if he don't get the meaning, just switch it on. Still not getting any, horn him till the kingdom come.

If you are the receiving guy, don't take it personally. It is the culture in Malaysia. But be prepared for some angry language and sign language if you are at the "wrong" speed.

If you see the opposite car flashing it, it means Police ahead.

4) Use Touch n' Go

For the obvious reason.



That's all for Part 1. Stay tuned for Part II on city road.

and if you have anything to add, please do so in the comment box. Any addition is tremendously welcomed.

Drive safe and keep out of trouble, folks.

Wesak Day Parade

Just an hour ago, when i was driving home, the traffic was diverted and traffic policemen were all around to direct the traffic.

Wait, another demonstration?

They are not wearing black like those in Perak do.

They are not wearing red or yellow.

If fact, all type of colors are there (i mean the clothes).

Nah, it is just a Buddhist parade.

Just what make them go on parading?

Apparently, and this blogger does not know, Wesak Day is approximately in another hour.

Holy shit! and that's why they are parading.

It is a very peaceful parade. you can almost feel the tranquility when they are walking pass, eventhough there must be hundreds of them.

I almost felt like getting down from my car and join them.